{"id":6,"date":"2005-12-28T11:40:18","date_gmt":"2005-12-28T18:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/famille.org\/?p=6"},"modified":"2005-12-28T11:40:18","modified_gmt":"2005-12-28T18:40:18","slug":"hanukkah-day-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/famille.org\/?p=6","title":{"rendered":"Hanukkah Day 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some musings from today.<\/p>\n<p> &nbsp;First, after putting unpacking my kids presents from yesterday, I am convinced that global toy companies are completely disfunctional.&nbsp; Every component in every box is &quot;wired&quot; (literally) to the back of the box.&nbsp; What ever happened to the days when they just put the damn toy in the box? <\/p>\n<p> Heres some lovely pictures of our evening.&nbsp; First, I know Bubbe is waiting to see this one.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"257\" height=\"171\" border=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" src=\"http:\/\/famille.org\/blog\/hanukkah3\/000_0039.JPG\" alt=\"Ethan\" title=\"Ethan\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Next, Aaron opens his gift:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"257\" height=\"171\" border=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" src=\"http:\/\/famille.org\/blog\/hanukkah3\/000_0037.JPG\" alt=\"Aaron\" title=\"Aaron\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s Ethan in a yarmulke and underwear.&nbsp; Sigh.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"257\" height=\"171\" border=\"0\" align=\"bottom\" src=\"http:\/\/famille.org\/blog\/hannukah3\/000_0038.JPG\" alt=\"Ethan\" title=\"Ethan\" \/><\/p>\n<p>More to come.&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s some musings from today. &nbsp;First, after putting unpacking my kids presents from yesterday, I am convinced that global toy companies are completely disfunctional.&nbsp; Every component in every box is &quot;wired&quot; (literally) to the back of the box.&nbsp; What ever happened to the days when they just put the damn toy in the box? 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