{"id":170,"date":"2007-06-27T19:31:11","date_gmt":"2007-06-28T02:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/famille.org\/?p=170"},"modified":"2007-06-27T19:31:11","modified_gmt":"2007-06-28T02:31:11","slug":"hotel-review-disneys-port-orleans-riverside","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/famille.org\/?p=170","title":{"rendered":"Hotel Review &#8211; Disney&#8217;s Port Orleans Riverside"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we arrived after spending the night at the Nick Hotel, and immediately the Disney &quot;magic&quot; begins.&nbsp; If you&#8217;re looking for Mickey waltzing up to your kids in the lobby and magically transporting them to Fantasia, your bar is set a bit high.&nbsp; But if you&#8217;re looking for a themed resort with a lot of attention to details, Port Orleans Riverside will do it.<\/p>\n<p>The foliage is really the major point of this resort.&nbsp; Apparently they&#8217;ve won awards for the horticulture.&nbsp; It&#8217;s all in line with the theme, Louisiana Bayou River foliage.&nbsp; And it&#8217;s lush and very nice. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We pulled up to the lobby and I checked in while the kids watched Disney movies on the T.V. in the lobby.&nbsp; Good start.&nbsp; <\/p>\n<p>The CM at the check-in desk was a little less magical.&nbsp; First, she printed off our room key \/ park ticket \/ meal plan IDs, then realized that she printed my oldest Son&#8217;s card with charging privileges.&nbsp; No big deal, I said.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t think Aaron is going to try to charge anything, he&#8217;ll be with us the entire time.&nbsp; But no, she said in broken english, she must reprint the card.&nbsp; So she did, but somehow she confused the new card with the old card and voided the new one in the system instead of the old one.&nbsp; So the first park we went to, we had to visit guest services in order to get him in, and I had to visit the lobby one more time to have his card reprinted *again*.&nbsp; Second, I knew that last time we visited, I charged somewhere in the neighborhood of $1500 on my room charge for a week.&nbsp; So I asked to up the starting approval (which they get from your credit card anyway) to $2K.&nbsp; I have plenty of room and cash waiting at home to pay this off, so it should be no big deal.&nbsp; But no, she says in broken English, $1000 is the standard.&nbsp; Yeah, I know.&nbsp; But you can go over the standard.&nbsp; She didn&#8217;t understand.&nbsp; Standards are standards, you don&#8217;t deviate from them.&nbsp; Someone send this woman back to &quot;Disney Magic&quot; school. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, check-in aside, we got the bellboy and headed to our room to dump our luggage.&nbsp; The bellboy was great; kind of reminded me of Jerry Van Dyke in his speach and mannerisms, and he let the kids ride on the golf cart. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The rooms in the moderate resorts are nominally bigger than the Value resorts, but they also put more in them &#8211; like the big hutch for the T.V., the luggage stand, and the refridgerator.&nbsp; We didn&#8217;t care much about size, this was the cheapest room on-property that could sleep two adults and three kids.&nbsp; it does this by way of a trundle bed, which is fine for us.&nbsp; The decor is definately &quot;in-theme&quot; down to the light fixtures and bedposts. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The nearby &quot;quiet pool&quot; is 24 hours, but no lifeguard, and is supposed to be, well, quiet.&nbsp; But it was anything but.&nbsp; I was doing laundry two nights (wet clothes and shoes one night, needed more clean clothes another night) and at midnight there were still kids making a lot of noise in the pool, with their parents right there.&nbsp; If I were in a room adjacent to the Quiet Pool, I would have been very upset.&nbsp; But I wasn&#8217;t \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>The main pool area is actually on an island in the middle of the resort.&nbsp; All the buildings circle &quot;Old Man Island&quot; but unfortunately only two bridges connect to the mainland.&nbsp; So if you&#8217;re not near the front or Aligator Bayou, it&#8217;s quite a walk.&nbsp; But again, lots of great foliage to take in on the way.&nbsp; The pool area also has a bar that serves hot snacks and great foofie-drinks, if you&#8217;re into that.&nbsp; The pool itself has one short waterslide, some waterfalls, a kiddie pool, and a whirlpool (where I spent most of my time &#8211; 104 degrees F, ahhh!)<\/p>\n<p>The main lobby has a gift shop, a lounge (which I wanted to try out but never got the chance, it has a great piano bar), the usual food court, and a table-service restaurant, Boatwrights.&nbsp; Boatwrights is nice but nothing special; you of course have to make reservations but it&#8217;s not a memorable meal, just good.&nbsp; They could stand to add something to it, like more ambiance or maybe characters. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Outside the main lobby, there are regular activities (for which you pay, of course &#8211; but they add to the &quot;magic&quot;) like horse-drawn carraige rides, face painting, a marina where you can rent watercraft (if you have reservations), and a water taxi that will take you to the other Downtown Disney resorts plus Downtown Disney itself.&nbsp; We tried this, but thunderstorms broke out and the boat taxi (which is entirely aluminum) had to shut down.&nbsp; So we had to take a bus from Old Key West to Downtown.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t pleased with the bus service from Port Orleans Riverside.&nbsp; We waited 20 minutes for a bus to Magic Kingdom.&nbsp; It takes ten minutes to drive there.&nbsp; I shoulda drove in the first place.&nbsp; We did on later visits.&nbsp; I don&#8217;t know if it was a one-time thing or what, but the busses were few and far betwen and it wasn&#8217;t because of low volume that day &#8211; every bus was jammed with standing passengers and some always got left behind. &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Housekeeping did an OK job.&nbsp; I was actually more pleased with the housekeeping staff at All Star Music four years ago.&nbsp; We tip well, and we expect a little extra in return.&nbsp; Out of seven nights of tipping, we really only got &quot;special treatment&quot; one day.&nbsp; I&#8217;m not a crybaby about it, but it&#8217;s an unwritten rule &#8211; heavy tippers get extra amenities every day, and this housekeeper broke that rule. &nbsp;&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>We definately would like to stay at this resort again sometime, although probably when we&#8217;re older with no kids.&nbsp; Between the joking piano player in the bar, the carraige rides, and other adult amenities, it would be a great place to stay for an adult Disney visit.&nbsp; Don&#8217;t get me wrong &#8211; the kids will love it and be treated great, but as an adult you will find yourself saying &quot;I wish I could spend some time here without the kids&#8230;&quot;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we arrived after spending the night at the Nick Hotel, and immediately the Disney &quot;magic&quot; begins.&nbsp; If you&#8217;re looking for Mickey waltzing up to your kids in the lobby and magically transporting them to Fantasia, your bar is set a bit high.&nbsp; But if you&#8217;re looking for a themed resort with a lot of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-170","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-travel"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=170"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/170\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=170"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=170"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/famille.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=170"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}