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March 28, 2008

The Economic Meltdown Silver Lining

By all accounts, we are all suffering.  Television and newsprint "economists" say we're in a recession, and point to the rising cost of fuel as evidence.  Nevermind that increasing prices indicate inflation, which is sort of the opposite of recession.  Whatever, I guess they gotta get paid too.

Economic forecasters five years ago were worried about where we'd be today.  No, they weren't predicting the real estate slow-down and knock-on effect in the credit markets.  They were predicting quite the opposite - that Baby Boomers' retirement accounts would be hitting all-time highs now, and they would - this year - begin withdrawing those funds, starting a slow drain of capital from the economy.  

Now those economists are saying that the recession, or more specifically the depressed stock market, are causing boomers to hold off on their retirement withdrawals.

Whether that means that as soon as the markets pick up again, they'll start the "slow death" withdrawals, I don't know.  But it does mean one less thing I have to worry about in protecting my retirement plan.  Whew. 

March 23, 2008

Aaron's Spring Concert

Aaron's award winning band performed last week at McCracken Middle School.  Aaron is First Seat Trombone; in most of the videos below you will see him somewhat in the center, either beside or behind the tuba player (depending on the perspective of the video).  These videos are Microsoft format; you have to have a compatible Microsoft AVI player installed in order to view them. 

In the first clip, Aaron's band does warm-ups.  Aaron is pretty clear in the center of the movie clip, just look for the trombone.

In the second clip, keep looking in the center but the angle is a bit wider, so you have to look strait back from the music stand sitting in front of the girl in the white dress at the end.  You'll see Aaron's trombone, then eventually Aaron. 

In the third clip, there are fewer band members and you'll see him pretty clearly behind / beside the tuba player. 

In the fourth clip,  all of the band members are back, so it'll be harder to see him.  But just keep your eyes peeled.

March 22, 2008

Godspell

Here's a random thought.  I liked the move and play "Godspell" when I was a kid.  Here are a bunch of other people who did too:
  • Sonia Manzano, AKA "Maria" on Sesame Street, sang "Turn Back, Oh Man" in the original broadway cast.  Sonia has also performed on Little Bill and Vagina Monologues and wrote a children's book called "No Dogs Allowed". 
  • Gilmer McCormick of Slaughterhouse-Five fame sang "Learn Your Lessons Well" in the off-broadway production,
  • Paul Shaffer of Saturday Night Live was the musical director for the Toronto run and played keyboard for the film and soundtrack,
  • Victor Garber played Jesus in the film as well as the Toronto run, besides his roles in Sleepless in Seattle, Annie, and Tuck Everlasting
  • Lynn Thigpen of Bear in the Big Blue House fame played in the film and sang Bless The Lord
  • Eugene Levy starred in the Toronto Run, as did Andrea Martin, Dave Thomas, Martin Short, and Gilda Radner.
The most notable amonst these is Gilda Radner: Lorne Michael saw her perform Godspell in Toronto and thought the woman who performed gospell songs about Jesus on stage would be a great addition to a new concept show he had in mind for late night comedy T.V., Saturday Night Live.  So now we know who to thank for Rosanne Rosanna-Danna.

Ethan SOARs

Last year I reported to you that Aaron won the Sudler Cup Award from the John Philip Sousa Foundation for his work on the school band.  Now we have another award winner in the house.
Ethan has won the Students' Outstanding Artists Recognition (SOAR) award for his artwork.  This is basically an award by the Village of Skokie Fine Arts Commission, and his artwork will be on display at the North Shore Center for the Performing Arts throughout the month of March.

On Monday the 17th, we attended the award reception, where basically 3,000 people stood in a room intended to accomodate 300, and the mayor.  Really though, we are very proud.  

Pictures are HERE... The second picture (DCS01485) is a close-up of Ethan's award-winning art, DCS01488 is Ethan standing next to his award-winning art, and 1489 through 1493 are group pictures of Ethan's fellow award-winners with the Mayor of Skokie, standing at the far left of the picture.   

I guarantee you'll love the pictures, and I'm sure you're as proud of Ethan as we are! :) 

March 19, 2008

Monster Jam

It's been almost a month ago now, which tells you how busy we've been lately at the Humphries-Dolnick household.  But in February, we all went to Monster Jam at the Allstate Arena.  The kids always love it and we all come home smelling like complex hydrocarbons. 

The best part (for you) - I know you've all been dying to get some pictures of the kids since last December, so the pictures are HERE

Enjoy! 

March 10, 2008

Inflaton!

As opposed to my previous post, which almost espoused recessions as great things (they actually let you buy stocks cheap, after all) this post is the Dark Side of the Economic Foce, the Black Suit Spiderman, if you will.  All evil resides within the economic cycle known as "inflation."

Whereas recession hurts only the smallest percentage of people, and actually benefits most, inflation hurts most people and benefits the fewest.  Ok, fine, I'll back up to the beginning of that sentence.  How does recession hurt only the smallest percentage of people?  Well the biggest hit of a recession is job loss.  Unemployment normally rests somewhere around 5%, and that's actually a good thing.  People changing jobs means the economy is vibrant.  5% represents the amount of people at any given time who are switching between jobs, or retraining for a better job.  But if that number goes up to six percent... HOLY HELL!  Dogs and cats, living together... you get the picture.  But the recession has only impacted 1% (6%-5%) of the population.  That may be a huge number, and I'm by no means belittling the impact that has on those people's lives.  But that wasn't my point.  It's a small minority compared to inflation.  Most recessions can be easily controlled by The Fed, by lowering interest rates.  Lowering rates increases the amount of money in the economy, and encourages companies to spend ... ostensibly on more employees, pulling us out of the recession.

Inflation, on the other hand, hits everyone.  Unless you have a bunker with it's own power generator and years of food supplies on hand, you will pay more when inflation hits.  Retirees, working class, even the rich hurt during inflation.  And the kicker is, the "fix" is very painful - the Fed will increase interest rates.  Which will hurt the current "credit crunch" even more.  Paul Volker, the Fed chairman under President Carter, raised rates so high to combat inflation that home mortgage rates were in the double digits.  My mom will remember those times.

Worse yet, when you put recession and inflation together, you have a real monster ... stagflation.  Stagflation is where the economy contracts, but despite that consumer prices increase.  Where the Fed would want to lower interest rates to combat recession, that move makes inflation worse.  Lower interest rates encourage buying demand, which makes inflation even worse.  The only way to fight stagflation is to raise rates to address the inflation monster, and hope that the jobs you will destroy by raising rates will return to the market after it's all over.  Again, this was Paul Volker's strategy.  It worked, but it resulted in double-digit unemployment at the same time we had double digit interest rates.  Very painful.

It's one thing to run around screaming about recession.  It'll be over before we stop running.  But inflation will be harder to combat.  And the real enemy right now, and the risk signs are there, is for stagflation to rear it's monster head.   

It will be our next president's job to control what he or she can about this cycle.  Giving people a message of hope - we will get through this - is about the best a president can do.  I hope that we elect someone can communicate that message clearly. 

March 08, 2008

Recession!

Seems like everyone today is talking about recession.  Are we in one?  Has there been one?  Will there be one?  When?

Recession is a term used by economists.  For those of you who are not familiar, economists deliver pizza until they are 25, and then they promptly go to work for (A) banks or (B) government.  They are generally smart, witty, normal human beings until they get a job. 

Anyway, a recession is two consecutive quarters of GDP contraction.  

For those of you who still need a translation: A recession is six months in a row in which the total of all the sales of products and services in the U.S. goes down.

Here's the fun part.  GDP is calculated as a  trailing indicator.  Economists make all sorts of guesses about GDP until the government comes out and says what GDP was.  About six months ago.  
So that means that nobody will know if a recession actually happened until it's done.

Huzzah!

So what to do?  If you have a job, try really hard to keep it.  That's about the only downside of a recession for working families.  Retirees have their own challenges in a recession, like if they invested too much money into equities and  now the stock market has tanked and they can't buy any more cat food.  It sucks to be a retiree during a recession, unless you have a defined benefit retirement plan and don't rely on investments, in which case - once again - it doesn't matter.

Really.  Except for people who lose their job or rely on the stock market for income, a recession just doesn't matter.  Ride it out.  Your stocks will go up soon.  So will interest rates.  Nobody will remember it a year from now.  Do you even remember the years in the last decade that were marked by a recession?

Yeah.  Didn't think so. 

March 04, 2008

Primary Fever

John McCain tonight won Republican primaries in Vermont, Ohio, Texas, Venezuela, and Iran, clinching the Republican nomination for President. 

As of now, Obama has locked Vermont.  Clinton has a commanding lead in Ohio, although none of the networks are calling Ohio for her yet because they're all a bunch of wussies (the networks, not Ohioans).  For the Dems, Texas is too close to call.   It looks like it might be a split across the two big remaining states (Ohio and Texas) - my prediction is that Obama will take Texas and Clinton will take Ohio.  Doing the delegate math in my head, that'll leave Obama with around 1300 and Clinton with around 1200, a difference of less than 5% between them with 65% of the delegates assigned. 

It's going to be a photo finish for the Dems, that's for sure.